Dick Weld

When two men touch their dicks together with cum on them and the cum dries gluing the dicks together.

“I was dick welded to my husband after having sex last night”

by TheRealistDealist December 13, 2020

Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

Ball weld

When sweaty testicles become stuck to the inner thigh.

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?

John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.

by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.

Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!

by The heights. August 25, 2017

welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.

Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Glue Weld

When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.

I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Tig Welded

Tig Welded is generally used as an insult to describe something being stuck to something or addicted.
If you're playing a game and someone is cheating you can say they're "tig welded" to their chair.

This would insinuate that the user has bad hygiene and never leaves his chair.

This kid is tig welded to his chair, he is hacking on roblox.
My friend is tig welded to Tetris because I swear thats all he plays.

by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023