piss weak

When some one or some thing is said to be extremely soft or weak.

1.
Kurt: "is Jay coming to Tamworth ?"
Mini: "naa he's piss weak"

2.

Kurt: "that bloke over there wants to fight me"
Jay: "dont worry about it he couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag, he's piss weak"

by Dbridge January 23, 2008

Weaksauce

Paltry, insufficient, and laughable in effort

Terribly offended, the girl could only point and laugh at the weaksauce in Ximian's shorts.

by DTM Power August 18, 2003

Weak Banter

Noun*

1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.

2. Glenn Mclaird.

Alex: "your mums has a well nice house"

Glenn: "Your mums a cunt."

Alex: "That is weak banter"

by easinghell April 7, 2009

Weak Dick

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

team hella weak

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.

R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak

by Joree August 7, 2007

weakies

The feeling one has when he or she is unable to clench one's fingers into a fist, due to lack of strength.

Oh my goodness, I've got the weakies!

by Faith Friedfeld January 22, 2009

Dude, weak

what you say when you are super pissed or let down or someone says something super dumb and pointless

"Dude, i just got a new car"
"What kind"
"A zitmobile, or PIMPmobile as i call it."
"Dude, weak"

by eltaccoburito May 20, 2008