love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.
Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."
by Miklus May 09, 2006
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Toby Wart-er

A man named Toby Walters. He is formerly known as Toby Wart-er, as he has multiple warts on his small 3.7 centimetre penis. As described by his mother, it looks like a rolled up pepperoni pizza, with a baby's popped testicle on the tip.
by Mooscula February 12, 2019
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Alan-wart

A weird kind of growth/wart thing on your hand (normally left...) which has an unknown cause. It's the kind of wart an "Alan" would have.
"oh look I've got an alan-wart!"
by MissPerfectDomGirl February 22, 2009
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Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.
HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.
by Tim :] February 08, 2007
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guatemalan pussy wart

the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off
jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
by fuckoffpseudonym July 05, 2019
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Wart Barrier

when there appears to be "warts" surrounding the nickel-sized part of the nipple.
GUSCUBE!!! j00 gotz t3h WART BARRIER!!!!!!
by SKIDTARD June 25, 2004
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Washington Wart Wash

It's when you pop some exlax and squirt shit on to a chic's genital warts, virtually clearing them up.
toby: dude that fuckin hoe shirley had a gang of blisters so i hooked up a washington wart wash.

bobby: shirley's twat stinks
by bennypotsmoker March 24, 2007
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