wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.
by sucker August 07, 2003
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Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.
1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
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(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
by graud999 July 05, 2009
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Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.
by feiticeira December 16, 2002
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To wank means to jack off.
I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!
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Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).
Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!
by CITA September 14, 2003
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by Jewish April 01, 2003
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