Walmart 

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.

News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising

Walmart by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019

Walmart 

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's

Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.

Walmart by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Walmart 

hell

drunk 16 yo : lets jump in the Walmart ball kart

his or her friends :YAS babby

Walmart by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 17, 2021

WalMart 

The worst level of Hell or destroyer of happiness and devourer of souls

Walmart where you lose you happiness and soul

WalMart by Barry Newton June 28, 2017

Walmart 

A place where jake paul gets his cheap as fuck shitty wardrobe and where they make you want to become a fat ass

Guys i just found jake paul buying cheap as fuck shoes at walmart!

Walmart by 1inkthan113 August 20, 2018

Walmart 

The Palace of Earthly Delights. The place where you can go to buy donuts, condoms, and Diablo II all in one stop. The employees are known as "associates" and while the customers are often stereotyped as being redneck white trash, many affluent people shop there as well because a bargain is a bargain.

Associate #1: "Say, isn't that Cornelius W. Plunkett III over there in the soft drink aisle? He shops at Walmart?"

Associate #2: "Yup, that special we're running on Diet Pepsi is a hit! Fwee!"

Walmart by GV-Tanith January 13, 2009

Walmart 

The Necessary evil

Walmart is the necessary evil,man.

Walmart by Samexplode October 6, 2008