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turkey waddle 

Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.
I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.
turkey waddle by Tannasgh February 14, 2006

twat waddle 

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.
twat waddle by turd lunch July 10, 2005

waddleknock 

To hit someone with a dick so hard on the forehead that they are sexually attracted to inanimate objects and have alzheimer's.
My friend was waddleknocked two days ago and has since been grinding sexually on ovens and sink handles.
waddleknock by masterwaddleknocker December 15, 2014

Waddle of Shame 

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet
Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

waddlepodding

The way a person walks when he or she is 9 months pregnant and just scourged themselves with taco bell.
wow look at the woman and how she is waddlepodding.

waddletop 

Don't waddletop
waddletop by Dab of ranch February 12, 2017