Valsiey

Roblox player very famous youtuber with over 3 subscribers across all platforms

"My favorite youtuber is Valsiey" - said nobody ever

by SCP-9432 July 8, 2023

isak valtersen

Isak Valtersen is the most amazing, beautiful and important baby in the whole world.
He is sweet and strong and he deserves all the beautiful things that the universe can make.
He is a fucking masterpiece and can u believe he invented being a little gay.
Isak Valtersen is love, Isak Valtersen is life

x: is that guy Isak Valtersen?
me: shit no he is Isak mylife Valtersen

by padvalecki June 21, 2017

Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.

The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.

by Jambone March 29, 2004

valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.

Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Valtek1

A god dam ownage runescape player

Valtek1 k0ed me with a 1 omg

by James4324242 December 9, 2007

Nut valet

A friend of the girl you are boning who's job it is to take care of your balls.

Usually less attractive than the girl you're fucking, but can still perform a vital function - like letting old people greet at walmart

Girl 1: "I'd love to go to your place, but I need to drop my friend home"
Guy: "No probs, she can join us and be my nut valet"
Girl 2: "It's better than nothing, let's go"

Guy 1: "My gals less attractive friend is staying over tonight"
Guy 2: "Nut valet?"
Guy 1: "Nut valet!"

by nipplenibble February 18, 2011

Vast right-wing conspiracy

1. A glorious organization thought up by the loony left to blame for all of their own failures.

1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.

by NCTL November 1, 2004