Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013

undecisionmaker

undecisionmaker (noun): A term coined by law professor Greg McNeal, it refers to a person (often in government) whose job is to say all the reasons something can't happen.

I met with a bunch of undecisionmakers, nothing is going to happen any time soon on this project.

Boss: Just find the decisionmaker!
Employee: There is no decisionmaker, there are just a bunch of undecisionmakers.

by ProfGM March 17, 2017

Unbeaten Path

When choosing your own adventure through a porn website and your journey takes you down a path you have never beaten it to before.

Bernie: Yo bro, last night I was romanticizing myself down an unbeaten path, it got weird fast.

Rob: Got to be careful of those unbeaten paths man, dangerous stuff.

by BTones81 June 2, 2019

Under Format

A DJ who Plays only Underground House Sub-genres

Solomun, Jamie Jones, Patrick Topping are Under Format Artist/DJs

by Kevin "BUHOO" Vargas August 5, 2019

Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad

"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."

by ResIpsa March 10, 2010

Mile Under Club

The act of having sex in a submarine.

You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.

by R3FRACION October 10, 2011

haggis under the kilt

The 'accidental' sighting of a mans testes. A Scottish term typically used when people flash their kilt but can be used when women flash under their skirt

Vicky: I saw a bit of Sam's haggis under the kilt.
Maulie: was it nice

Vicky: tiny

by spacker110 January 28, 2015