Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.
by MilkingBerry January 27, 2016
by GollyGee July 14, 2014
by trickydicky January 13, 2023
“Yo this bitch is annoying af”
“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
“Umbrella curve her bruh”
“Shit u right, 🌂”
“I’m finna umbrella curve the fuck out of Alena”
by Ggmoneyyyybb January 15, 2018
by CrashMussen October 16, 2019
The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:
noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.
This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.
Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!
noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.
This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.
Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!
Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.
Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!
Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?
Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!
Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?
by Milissa H (TL) July 21, 2008
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.
James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
by thejellybeanjunkie December 05, 2010