My love,the person i'll probably never leave. I love him so much I hope he tells me his problem even though it looks like I dont listen,I do. So if you have a Umaru, dont let him go.As long as it's not my Umaru<3
by K.ha April 16, 2022
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by Ian McDowell January 2, 2006
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Work and family life are stressing me out, we need to be unmarried for a few months, let's talk about it .
by Happenis May 23, 2016
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Similar to a Dirty Omar. The difference being it's done from underneath
Similar to a Dirty Omar. The difference being it's done from underneath
by MaryMan April 22, 2020
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