udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Udder

An absolutely wonderful thing, the best thing ever to be created on this universe, the holy udder, the udderest of udderity.

Guy 1: Have you milked a cow using its udder?
Guy 2: WHAT DID YOU SAY UDDER?? UDDER IS A HOLY WORD WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

by 9.5.1946 was cool April 9, 2022

Rudder those Udders

ruh-der thOHz uh-derz; the act of navigating one's penis between the cresting waves of two large breasts ei. titty fucking

Forget motorboating them titties, I wanna rudder those udders.

by BraynesLives March 15, 2020

Girl Udders

Boobs and lactating out of nipples

"A baby sucks their mother's Girl Udder(s), this is lactating"

"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"

"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

udder dunk

When you dunk your head into some massive tits.

I udder dunked on those huge tits at that party.

by MrDarth April 15, 2016

Fuck Udders

Titties, boobs, breasts,

"I was fucking that girl so hard, her fuck udders kept slapping me in the face."

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018