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Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.
"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
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Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
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wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.
I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!
by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024
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turtleneck overflow

When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.
Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.
by Cejei October 5, 2016
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turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater
"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"
by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015
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Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.
"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."
by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012
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Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
by stnapkid January 3, 2020
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