turd

shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.
We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.
by mgpaperboy May 12, 2007
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1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress
1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!
by ...Ud editor... November 23, 2007
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A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.
Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah?
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.
by nixtheshrubbery April 15, 2008
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1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual
That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight!
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What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people.
The legislative process output.
The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.
Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.
by Loqucious-T March 19, 2010
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its a thing that brown
ohh i saw a turd today
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The act of falsely accusing someone of a crime
Famous person a dropped a turd on Famous person J
by deafmute June 05, 2022
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