Tuna Facial

When a chick or girl sits on your face.

Guy1: dude that girl was into you totally!!
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial

by Nyneduce April 28, 2006

Tunamomcow

A place/woman/person that reminds you of Tuna, your mom and a cow at the same time is called a Tunamomcow.

"Wow, she looks like Tuna"
"No, she looks like my mom"
"wait a minute, she looks like a cow"
"Dude, I should have told you before, shes a Tunamomcow"

by Radest Fucking Dude Ever February 8, 2009

Tuna Taker

Someone who takes what is left over, not picky, just wants what is easy. When all the good sandwiches are taken, the Tuna Taker cleans up. A loser with poor taste and low self esteem.

Man, you should see my ex-boyfriends new girl friend. I didn't know he was such a Tuna Taker.

by Mistress Andie May 8, 2010

Tuna fleet

-noun.

1. A group of skanky women.

2. A group of women so tacky, self-absorbed and attention starved that some of them might dare to wear a white dress to another woman's wedding.

3. A gathering of former high school cheerleaders who never quite lost their desire to go all the way, in spite of the fact that they are now in their 40s.

Whoa! That's quite a tuna fleet there!

by wordweaver May 26, 2010

Tuna Show

When a slutty girl shows off her bits.

She wasn't wearing any underwear. There was a total tuna show up her dress.

by x655321x February 22, 2011

tuna cookie

A bruise left on a woman after she’s been kicked in the front butt.

After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.

by Coco Sean May 28, 2018

sassy tuna

Someone who's really flirty.

"like OMG, Gretchen is such a sassy tuna!"

by sarahhh_x3 October 8, 2008