travel shorts

They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.

Alex Bae really likes his travel shorts.

by Naderrrrrr March 8, 2009

traveling mercies

A good wish for people who are traveling or journeying long distances.

As you take your journey today, may you have traveling mercies and arrive safely.

by EchoBravo December 13, 2016

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

Travelling fat

An erection that occurs whilst travelling, Most usually when you are on the school bus, and most likely just before it is time to get off. Chicks dig it.

Got a major Travelling fat on the school bus. Dayna saw it and tried to suck me off!!

by Mofgan February 5, 2008

Travellers Bum

After a long days travel, this can be attained by a male/female who need to swiftly sanitize their nether regions. Symptoms include a damp, sweaty, smelly, wet gusset/ass crack and also an extremely pungent smell.

Hey Ernie... what's that smell? "don't worry mate, i've got a bad case of travellers bum, it's hokin' mate!"

by Onkey Urwin July 1, 2011

musty traveler

When you fart in the car and lock your electric windows so the passengers can't roll down their window and have to smell your stench

If you go on a road trip with my sister, prepare for a musty traveler

by jrcX3 March 28, 2015

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022