A.I Monopoly trader

1. A bargaining tactic used by persistent would be buyers often coming back with new offers that add almost no value or subtract from there original offer.
Jackson keeps contacted me wanting to buy my new playstation 5 for an xbox 360 and a pack of winter fresh gum, and I asked him if he was joking and he said he'd up the gum to big league chew, do you think he realizes how much of an A.I monopoly trader he is?
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Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
by Trader Bro's Joe August 03, 2019
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Zoomer Trader

An inceltube youtuber, rather strange fellow. May occasionally post something funny but few and far between. Mostly hates women and attractive men.
Person 1: yoo have you seen the new zoomer trader short?
Person 2: you watch that dude?
Person 1: hell yeah!
Person 2: get a life dawg
by catb0nez June 19, 2023
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South Asian Spice Trader

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!
by JMSNyo March 23, 2016
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If a lot of people are doing the same (intelligent or not intelligent thing) at the ame time, why shouldn't I be able to do the same thing?
Mom: son stop treating and go do homework

Son: remembers. The pelosis are prolific stock traders. I'll be a truant and I'll become a criminal haha.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2023
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i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream
by teeeaaaaaa August 28, 2021
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day traders

a job for hokers who are in a relationship
yo my wife is a day traders i only get her in the night and morning
by Okhighschooler March 10, 2021
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