riding the tractor

Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.

Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!

by CHRIS LANE BITCH!! April 30, 2008

Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.

"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008

ass tractor

Not a sexual term, similar to ass plow. Ass Tractor usually refers to the entity that is doing the plowing.

Man, that bitch took a ride on the ass tractor when her boss found out she was smoking weed on her lunch break.

by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

Tractor-Trailor

Truck over 26,001 pounds usually with 18 wheels

That tractor-trailor is freakin' huge!

by matthew1200 July 15, 2006

buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

by farmkid March 7, 2009

Tractor factor

An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.

I know it's only half an hour away but I'm setting off now to allow for tractor factor.

by heppers July 22, 2017

Alabaman Tractor

fucking your sister and cousin ferociously while you sit on your cousin's back in a crawling position with your sister keeping her legs crossed behind your back to keep a steady hold on you while you fuck her

"damn did you hear about that guy that fucked his sister and cousin?"

"yeah they did the alabaman tractor."

by Iyahxsisive November 7, 2020