toots

crystal meth, otherwise known as batu

Sup brah you like smoke some toots ah you facka?

by Gary89 July 30, 2008

toot

toot

the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

Toot

A fat cannabis blunt, not a joint or a wrap, cigar only

Yo lets sit around and smoke toots all day.
I set a record yesterday, smoking nine toots.

by DPags August 11, 2009

toot

A retarded or slow person.

Lets play a movie on that toots forehead, its like a drive in movie theater.

by David Fukushima March 21, 2004

Toots

A term meaning "let's get high."

"Wanna go for toots?"

by Stoner Girl January 04, 2014

Choo choo toot toot

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019

pain train toot toot

what every league of legends player thinks and hears when a mech zero sion uses his ultimate ability

and or a shitty friend

guys i heard the pain train toot toot run

by azirisnotatrahschamp December 29, 2016