Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022
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Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
Toilet paper by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Toilet Paper
A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!
hehe, 69
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!
hehe, 69
Toilet Paper by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022
toilet paper
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
toilet paper by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
Toilet paper
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Toilet paper by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Toilet-paper
An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.
eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !
eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
Toilet-paper by PPlikher March 17, 2020
Toilet Paper Diploma
A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.
I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007