Tobias

A legend and Vice King of Retardonia.
Pronounced To-bee-iss

Tobias is the king so don't disobey him.

by SMUG KING December 26, 2020

Tobias

A person with very large nipples. Its liek a girl in early puperty where the nipples just pop out. People named Tobias usually have verry small dick's. They also usually have suicidal thoughts.

Tobias is a very weird looking guy.

by WeirdGuy22 February 13, 2023

tobias hörner

if youll ever meet someone called tobias hörner... FCK HIM SO FCKING HARD. Hes just the sexiest Person youll ever know. Every Girl loves him and every guy is envy when he sees his ass.

wow this guy is NICE . he has to be a TOBIAS HÖRNER

by TellMeHowToLoverboy May 26, 2017

Tobias

Moneymaker with his own company at the age of 5.

Wow you already have your wow company!
You must be a Tobias!

by Tetooine November 22, 2021

Roberto Tobias

A nigga who like it dirty, usually they are Asian .
They usually like to play allot video games. During there free time they usually watch porn or jerk there average size penises.

Yo Roberto Tobias did a big one on me last night.

by Dartcoc November 6, 2017

Tobias

He acts tough but is really just a sweetheart. He’s got bootiful eyes and a lean, ripped bod. His goofiness can be annoying but makes life fun. He’s protective over loved ones. His presence is sure to brighten your day.

“Tobias is so dreamy”

“I’d let Tobias have my babies”

by browneyes&butterflies July 14, 2020

Tobias

Tobias is the type of guy to paint himself blue to try get into the blue man group

Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet?

Tobias: Oh no no I’m not in the group yet no I’m afraid I just blue myself

by Uselessdesk June 6, 2023