Someone who is too smooth and fly, real and classy all at the same time to cross a street taking advantage of provided means of safe crossing (ie crosswalks, etc.)
Damn... I love her style. When I met her, She acted like a bitch.. But now, She's Jazzy Jaywalkin across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.
by JazzJeff October 15, 2010
1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug
= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster
drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug
= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster
drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop
by Frijazz April 08, 2011
The coolest person you will ever meet on the face of the earth. A sweet random little person whom everyone loves.
This person has problems with controlling or thoughts of owning people and has a really short temper when something he/she likes. Some other forms of the Jazzy Man are people with A.D.D. This is also is a very dark person. Beware.
This person has problems with controlling or thoughts of owning people and has a really short temper when something he/she likes. Some other forms of the Jazzy Man are people with A.D.D. This is also is a very dark person. Beware.
by Bobbbyfff January 15, 2009
When a man relieves himself on an apple, and then wedges that apple inside of the girl's vagina, so that she can only sit there and feel herself slowly become impregnated.
HDR--I visited the orchard after school so when i was nailing sobes I could pull it out and jazzy apple her.
A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)
A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)
by broseidon lord of the brocean October 21, 2009
by Samagbj August 07, 2014
Jazzy Johns are women who sleep with married men who are her Johns. You will find her out almost every night drunk and high at a bar twerking. She will have multiple children by multiple men. Jazzy Johns will often have an odor caused by the collection of semen from her many partners, stds, and a bacteria in her vagina. Her hair will be unnatural colored ie orange, blue, green. Employment options range from drink server, hotel room cleaners or any job that pays under the table. Jazzy Johns are loud, uneducated, wear too small ill fitting clothes that are poorly made but still she feels she is Jazzy. She will have several repossessions and evictions.
by Mrs. Buford May 03, 2016