Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

Dr. Thunder's uvula hammer

Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."

Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!

by Ethan the Impaler September 22, 2007

when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020

Deep Thunder

when you stick your dick in a chicks ass and she lets rip a big sloppy fart.

Sally let rip a Deep Thunder on Mikes wang.

by Dolmar December 29, 2007

Dr. Thunder

The best soda ever, and the drink that the inferior Dr.Pepper was created in the image of. Can be found in Mr. Holland's room for $2.00 per bottle.

Had to get me some 'Thunder so I headed on over to 906.

by Tmoney April 7, 2005

Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!

Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009

Detroit Thunder Clap

This can only be performed by a full figured, preferable black, woman. While hovering over a man's chest and booty-clapping, she lets out a barrage of shit, spraying it all over the body, bed, walls etc.

I was hooking up with this chick and gave her some chili dawgs with onions, so she gave me a Detroit Thunder Clap.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011