Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

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Told you that you are spiritually bankrupt? That is a FUCKED UP THING FOR A THERAPIST TO SAY! They SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT TO PEOPLE.

Hym "Is spiritual bankruptcy a clinical diagnosis!? What in the fuck is THAT SHIT!? A therapist told a person... That their problem was that they weren't religious... And that drove her to Christianity. That fucking therapist should not be doing that. That piece of shit needs to have their license removed."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

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Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

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chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

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Someone who is specifically paid by Moslem families to "train" their children to choose reading the Quran over having smartphone in their hands

In our community, a therapist isn’t just for mental health; they’re often the ones hired by Moslem families to make sure kids pick up the Quran instead of their smartphones!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

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