Zimbabwean Zamboni

A sex act where two people proceed to shit on each other's faces and spread it evenly so that they look black. Like a more natural version of the African black soap face mask.

Jane: "I gave my husband a Zimbabwean Zamboni last night."
Bob: "How was it?"
Jane: "It would have gone pretty well if we weren't in George Zimmerman's house. He got merked."

by iGotKrabzInLA November 30, 2019

Zamboni

The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.

Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.

by Mr. Ezcy July 28, 2021

Zamboni

Not to be confused with the ice cleaner or zerbert. A Zamboni is to press one’s lips against another’s skin and blow in result of fart noises.

Person 1: I’ve got you pinned now you’re in BIG TROUBLE.

Person 2: Oh I don’t think so, ZAMBONI!

(Person 1’s abdomen ripples at the contact of person 2’s wet lips applying air pressure to said body part)

by HughJass35277 November 20, 2023

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024

Colorado Zamboni

Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.

the broncs and bulls tore up the arena and it needs a good plowin wheres that colorado zamboni?

by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011