n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down
by HerbErtlinger November 13, 2020
Get the Wiper Weeniemug. The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out
I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
by Jack Raman June 5, 2017
Get the Washington Wipermug. Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
by Pop Fizz May 5, 2008
Get the Fan Wipermug. by aanniigg November 12, 2011
Get the hymen wipermug. A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010
Get the Windshield Wipermug. 1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl
2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason
2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason
by Unhookable January 17, 2009
Get the forward wipermug. When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010
Get the Self Wipermug.