Computer Virus

1.) Any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows

Person 1: My computer keeps crashing, I think it has a virus.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.

by Definition DemonX October 10, 2004

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Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.

"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"

by mouldlottery August 24, 2020

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Virus Syndicate

A duo of rappers from Manchester, UK. They are signed to Disciple Recordings, and have been working with Disciple's DJs, such as: Virtual Riot, Barely Alive, and Chibs. Virus Syndicate's members are JSD and Nikhil Nagakar.

Person 1: Have you listened to Sick Gang EP by Virus Syndicate?
Person 2: no, how does it go?
Person 1: Yo... It's Virus Syndicate... (insert DJ)... Disciple... (lyrics)

by MisterEyeballMusic January 05, 2021

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Hewitt Virus

A virus that once it enters a host that host will make the most retarded statements humanly possible

Dan: yo whats going on? you still have the Hewitt Virus?
Host: what? speak up me blind

by Danzen February 22, 2020

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Beethoven Virus

A song that a lot of people mistake for being from DDR. It is actually from another dancing game called Pump It Up and it debuted in the series with Perfect Collection

Person 1: I really like that Beethoven Virus song from DDR
Person 2: I wanna correct you with something
Person 1: Okay.
Person 2: It's from Pump It Up, not DDR

by I Like 100-Year Old Lolis September 03, 2018

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