Valorant

Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.

person 1: wanna play some valorant?
person 2: no thanks I'm not degenerate

by blackout927 October 18, 2021

Kylie Valorant girl

E-gamer girl
Stereotyped to play sage and skye but plays DUELISTS!!!
Good at sniping somehow

OMG IS THAT TENZ, NO ITS 'Kylie Valorant girl'

by 6FootFeministRightsActivist September 7, 2022

Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow

Kira used valorant on Matthew

by Thewwwww October 10, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

Game of Valorant

Code language of telling your boys that you are actually masturbating.

Yeah, sorry I didn't reply. I was in the middle in a game of Valorant.

by rikke42069 November 30, 2021

VALORANT

a first person shooter that’s more luck than skill

VALORANT is fun & addictive, but it’s rng since the game has bad hitreg :D

by Comikazie February 4, 2022

Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022