Tortoise

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.

She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63

by crimson2435chin123 July 08, 2020

Tortoise

A name given to the species usopp

"My new pet usopp (a tortoise)"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Tortoise

THE MOST BADASS ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIVING TANK.

"Damn do you see that guy over there who owns a tortoise?"
"Fucking badass"

by LiverGiver February 11, 2021

tortoising

The moment when you can't hold in youre poo and the tip of the shit comes out of your anus. Most of the time you are able to pull it back in when you have strong sphincter.

Oh damn, i am tortoising . I really need to find a lavatory or my briefs will get very dirty

by Tortoising July 27, 2019

Tortoising

When you have to poop really bad and can't hold it,that is when you tortoise. You let the poo come out of your anus just a little bit so i looks like a tortoise coming out of it's Shell.

Sir can i go to the toilet? I am already tortoising.

by Tortoising October 09, 2017

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Tortoiseitis

Slower than fuck. A very slow person.

It takes that bitch forever to put her makeup on she has tortoiseitis.

by Mike Hawksbigger January 31, 2023