Seahorse Style

When the women pushes her period lining into a mans asshole

She really wanted to try Seahorse Style last night. I was scared for my life

by Urgent Sensations April 26, 2021

Seahorse

A straight male bottom

"Yea Jeremy's a seahorse. His girlfriend pegs him."

by Sushimutt December 12, 2023

Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 8, 2020

Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.

Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.

by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023

seahorse

yes. it is a fish. i know, it’s weird.

guy 1: hey dude look at that fish over there
guy 2: that’s a seahorse

guy 1: yeah that’s what i said.

by lmaoig March 21, 2022