Ponce

My friend David Blacker is a ponce.

My friend David Blacker is a ponce

by [e-mail] September 14, 2023

Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole

Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!

by Watford for the league June 1, 2019

Ponce

An individual who preys on others.

That Jeremy Corbyn is a right ponce!

by Dannyboy16 June 12, 2020

ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish July 9, 2016

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

ponce dillenon

a word

john: ahyo cris
cris: yeah
jhon: ponce dillenon

by dook in a boot December 8, 2020

Abill Ponce

The most annoying person you will ever meet he thinks he can get all the bitches but in reality it is all in his dreams. His dick is extremely small because ever single time he has sex the girls are always unsatisfied.

Abill Ponce will always be a loner

by lkafhdosakjf April 14, 2022