Ronan Lynch

a gay irish farmer/streetracer/greywarren. he can usually be spotted hanging out with his boyfriend Adam Parrish, driving his BMW at obscenely fast speeds, or dreaming.
Ronan Lynch had a smile made for war.

Ronan Lynch was senselessly turned on.

I love Ronan Lynch more than anything.
by froggie.girl February 17, 2021
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kyle lynch

Kyle lynch is the type of person that can be an asshole or really cool depending on who he is around.he is a funny sexy person with a 9inch penis. Lots of people like him and some hate him. He is a strong person but doesn't like to fight because he isn't a dumbass like everyone that thinks fighting is cool
Me:OMG it's kyleeee!!!!. Kyle lynch: wadup bitch... hahaha
by katieeecat102 November 06, 2013
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Lynching Rope

A rope used to construct a noose, in-order to hang someone.
by aGeneral February 04, 2009
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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arm lynch

When a policeman places a black man or woman in a chokehold for so long they suffocate.
When trees and ropes aren't available there is always the arm lynch.
by Jagathecat July 18, 2015
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Aesthetic Lynching

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. in an essay on subtleties of racism c.2016.

To assert prejudice against someone solely based upon his/her outward appearance or physical characteristics.

A form of sneak racism. However, it can often times exist amongst a people or group of individuals belonging to the same race, class, or religion.

Formally identified as SASAV-POSM (Sensory Anxiety due Societal Abased Value / Prejudice Of the Subconscious values Meter), it is one of the few scientifically proven (see Meeri Kim fear-gene mice studies) non organism based communicable diseases transmitted through NVC.
"They didn't hire her because of the dreadlocks!? That's Aesthetic Lynching!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
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dirty lynch

The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.
"Did you hangout with that blonde bro?" The frat bro asked. "Yeah, and I gave her the Dirty Lynch."
by AwesomeRacockus15 November 04, 2021
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