itchy punch

When your homie hits you and it doesn’t hurt, just itches.

We got drunk the other night and Lucy gave me that itchy punch right on the arm.

by RagingReptar December 6, 2020

itchy palm

1) Someone who is greedy or has an insatiable desire for money.

2) Looking for a bribe or payoff.

That club’s door guy had an itchy palm. He didn’t want to let us in without coughing up a little extra somethin for him.

Origin: In Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar,” Brutus says, “Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself are much condemned to have an itching palm.”

by splitbus November 21, 2021

Itchy Tokyo

When you get crabs from a Japanese Prostitute dressed as an animal character.

Damn, Sailor Moon gave me a serious itchy tokyo.

by fuzzyhead January 13, 2015

Itchy Jaffas

Ur bollocks need a good scratching!!! Or u have sumthing worng with them UUURGGH

ooooooooooooooooo Itchy Jaffas

by Tom Stallard February 19, 2003

Itchy Backitis

The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.

I was enjoying a TV show when I was confronted by suddenly having itchy backitis.

by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014

Itchy Bugs

A random itch that pops up anywhere, especially when one is concentrating or trying to get to sleep.

Girl: Baby, why can't you sit still on the couch during the movie?

Boy: I don't know, I keep having these little annoying itches everywhere! And the more I ignore them, the more they keep popping up!

Girl: Oooh, you got itchy bugs!

by Iso Wetoddid February 5, 2008

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

by Illydex March 26, 2019