baiting hogs

The act of hooking up with fat chics, usually after having a few drinks and just wanting to get laid no matter what.

I had a few too many drinks last night and found myself baiting hogs at the club.

by NakJPaulG May 7, 2008

The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.

"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."

by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009

Dad Hog

Science cant explain it, but if you're a father, there is a good chance your penis is thick and juicy like a beer-simmered bratwurst; a Dad Hog if you will.

Was in the locker room the other day and Larry whips off his towel to take a shower. Dude has a dad hog that looks like barbequed bratwurst!

by supaflysnooka June 3, 2020

Pig on a Hog

Motorcycle police officer

That pig on a hog was hiding behind a bush on the sidewalk when he caught me speeding

by leobacon October 6, 2010

HOG RIDAAAA

People will yell it if they are in a uncomfortable situation

Jeff: My mom got covid 19 i don’t think she will make it.
Bob: HOG RIDAAAA

by S0cks8328 January 12, 2022

Feed the hog

To masturbate.

I've got to go feed the hog.

by Habeas December 26, 2016

hog farming

When a gentleman goes out for the night and has a plan to only chase robust women.

Jack Smith says, "Check out the piggy over their in the corner". Rodger says, "do you mean that 400 pound girl?" Jack Smith says,"Hell yeah buddy. I'm gonna do a little Hog Farming".

by Joey Bosco September 12, 2016