dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.

That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!

by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009

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Grant Dirks

max davis wrote this in an attempt to be funny. he fail miserably like he usually does in life.

Grant "Dirks" owns you max. youre on the B team in rugby, you suck.

by greg boyle March 23, 2005

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dirk palmer

The act of being cool, esp. living cool.

I wish I was like you. I wish I was dirk palmer enough to do that.

by Harry Fuck April 12, 2005

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Daddy Dirks

The ultimate example of a scoundrel, particularly when someone misuses money that is not theirs, as in the case of public funds. Originated from UC Berkeley ex-Chancellor Dirks

A: Dude, my roommate stole my security deposit and bought a stash of weed
B: Your roommate is basically Daddy Dirks

A: I never thought someone could squander the charity's money like that!
B: Daddy Dirks would

by Ddyradish September 03, 2020

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