Desmond

A noob

You are a Desmond

by Crazy cracker 279 November 2, 2021

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

Desmond Benjamin

Desmond Benjamin is a legendary artist and producer

"Did you see Desmond Benjamin on the news?"

"Yes! He's so cool I want to be just like him!"

by Desmond Benjamin Enthusiast July 4, 2024

Desmond Doolan

Hmm, I like pizza gay

Desmond Doolan

by bcfnckj June 17, 2018

Desmond

Desmond AKA Piss-finger Desmond, a fat idiot who is far more cunty than the biggest cunt on the planet, he is a fatass homosexual

Person 1: oh look its desmond!
Person 2: oh its piss-finger! He’s so gay

by Bobby brown, so now jump aroun December 12, 2023

Desmond

Desmond is short gay little yam nose diddyslave little fuck, he is obsessed with riding dick with no license (someone call the cops)

desmond chews cigars and licks velveeta cheese blocks

by I am bd willy 374 October 26, 2024

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018