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the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush
john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane
by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017
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The Bob Ross

When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"
The Bob Ross; "I was fucking Stacey the other night and I Bob Ross'd her two times"
by GrappleDummy August 5, 2024
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Bob Ross Breakdown

When you make a piece of work that can never be destroyed and could never mach your characteristic standards causing you to have a silent melt down every time you think about it
Person A: wow I like this story

Person B: Really! It was the product of like 8 Bob Ross Breakdowns, I actually regret even keeping it.
by smielyman April 23, 2020
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Bob Rossing

When you use your genitalia as a paint brush to paint a picture, can also be the term for pressing your genitals up against the glass of a window for the world to see
Lewis would be good at Bob Rossing if his penis wasn't so small
by bob rossing June 24, 2021
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Bob Ross

The creator of “happy little trees.”
Have you heard that saying? “Happy little trees”, I think Bob Ross said it first!
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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Bob Ross

Chicken want a bang. Sod pop where? nnnneeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bannana
Guy 1# Do you know who Bob Ross is? Guy2# You don.t who Bob Ross is !!!??? Guy 1# No? Guy 2#Chicken want a bang. Sod pop where? nnnneeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bannana
by Kool Dad 2097 May 31, 2022
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Bob Ross

Bob Ross didn’t die, god just wanted to learn how to paint.
by Phoenix the primagen November 8, 2020
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