Blanche is a generally insane dog, who bites, barks, uses the potty inside, and torchures other dogs relentlessly.
by HummerBummerlivson May 26, 2021

by Ninalpb December 15, 2019

The word "Blanche" means to cringe to the point of involuntary physical reaction. It is the extreme end of cringing. For example, you might say "I Blanched when I saw the TLC's first kiss video" The word "Blanche" can also be used as a verb to describe the act of causing someone to have this ungodly reaction. For example, you might say "His terrible jokes always make me Blanche" Overall, the word "Blanche" is a strong and vivid way to describe a negative involuntary traumatic emotional reaction.
Brie: "OMG did you see the tiktok Jordan posted about her crush on Joe Biden??"
Nebaiot: "YOO yea i saw that and blanched so hard i peed my pants!"
Brie: "WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS????"
Nebaiot: "Ruh Roh!" *Jim face to camera*
Nebaiot: "YOO yea i saw that and blanched so hard i peed my pants!"
Brie: "WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT SMELL IS????"
Nebaiot: "Ruh Roh!" *Jim face to camera*
by Nebaiot December 11, 2022

by 24tanks January 24, 2021

Hiring a black guy to bust in your room at a completely random time during inter corse and dump ice water a both of your naked bodies.
Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024

A stunningly beautiful girl that’s almost too perfect for the word. She brings life into every room and may not know it, but people often think about her. Her beauty makes her irresistible to everyone, and her funny personality will make you laugh on the darkest day. Anne Blanche is the definition of perfect.
by thelitsavage February 6, 2018

Instead of saying bitch all the time blanch is used as an inside joke and also to steer away from excessive swearing.
Normal: "What up bitch, how you been bro?"
Slang: "What up Blanch, how you been bro?"
Normal: *Spills something* "What a bitch! That's my new rug too.."
Slang: *Spills something* "What a blanch! That's my new rug too.."
Slang: "What up Blanch, how you been bro?"
Normal: *Spills something* "What a bitch! That's my new rug too.."
Slang: *Spills something* "What a blanch! That's my new rug too.."
by WhiteBoyOG November 22, 2019
