Letitally the weirdest guy you will ever meet who is probably lonely and is an atheist who thinks he’s smart but in reality he’s not.
by cross7water February 28, 2019
zion is a type of dude who would watch hentai for atleast 7 hours then goes to bed and does it again
by coochie hair October 26, 2019
Kind of not handsome. Is very annoying retarded acts slow and is a snitch. They also have been having trouble in school and gets bad grades. Also he is not helpful if you find a Zion be aware
by Shabeeta June 28, 2019
A piece of paper, usually a bar napkin, that is flared on one end, and wrapped tightly to form a fine point on the other end. The device is then used to gently stab or poke other people in an annoying an harassing manner, usually when they are in the middle of a conversation with another person. When the victim objects to the poking, the user is to exclaim, "That be Zion."
by lawboy October 07, 2013
Zion is the most RETARDED FATASS You will ever see The way he annoys everyone is the most ANNOYING THING EVER
by Notlies_itsfax December 05, 2019
A beast clan in Call Of Duty MW2 who owns everyone they play. They hunt in packs, but at time there are lone wolves who win in free for all. The clan originated with the original members of Samoa, then made its way to the Philippine Islands where the new breed of first person shooting games was born. They consist of many great members, including ZionsCutiepie, ZionsR2cute4u, ZionsStitch626, ZionsJerk, ZionsGhost, ZionsGanja408, ZionsNinja, ZionsAssasin, ZionsDunce, ZionsIraqi, and many more. For more information log onto zionsgaming.net
"Damn man!those zions keep spawn trapping us!theyr gnna get a nuke!take down the chopper!man zions are too goood"-members of the oj Clan
"those zions be quick scopin us all day!"-optic predator
"those zions be quick scopin us all day!"-optic predator
by ZionsCutiepie August 14, 2010