Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

by SuperSpico October 3, 2019

Zipper Burn

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.

"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."

by Orexio January 21, 2016

zipper squat

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

zipper piggy

A female who performs the act of fellatio often.

Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goin to town.

by Flesh Gordon January 21, 2006

Zipper Sparks

The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.

I heard Ron was with Sally the other day, and they totally engaged in some serious zipper sparks.

by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011

zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011