Turf Mob

Gang in Portland, OR near Park Rose which gang members consist mainly of High school students or younger adults.
yo don't fuck wit dat nigga hes rollin wit Turf Mob!
by K eller June 12, 2008
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Turf War

A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.
Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.
by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017
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Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt
Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…
by SloppySam November 06, 2021
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Turf Vag

Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
Matthew Stafford will miss Sunday's game against the Bears due to 'Turf Vag'.
by mich5blue June 29, 2011
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bum turf

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
1.
"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.
"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.
"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
by Craig McRae July 11, 2006
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turf tongue

Condition one gets when performs too much cunnilingus.
The pitcher on the softball team is on the DL with a bad case of turf tongue.
by Cinti Kid April 09, 2008
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arena turf

Yo, why did Brent bring that arena turf over? Wuznt even worth the smoke...gave me a fat headache.
by Andrew760 April 21, 2011
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