Chicken Stache

An offensive football play resulting in a large yardage gain, but not a first down.
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A dirty Sanchez after a night of spicy chicken wings.

Second and inches after a great chicken stache by Alabama!
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I've been smelling spicy barbecue sauce all day since my boyfriend gave me that chicken stache.

by Steve McChicken Wing January 08, 2010

dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 06, 2012

D-stache

when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis

I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window

by AJ man pants March 22, 2009

Rapist Stache

A mustache that makes you look like a sexual deviant

Oye, have you seen Sean's rapist stache? It make him look like tremendo violador!!!

by Pasacio June 26, 2013

pederast stache

A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.

Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."

by ShaneWood January 12, 2012

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 08, 2006

spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)

I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.

by resto776 August 31, 2009