Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

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Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

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number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain

how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

by jimmy boing boing May 28, 2024

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Number one Jungkook stan

It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that

Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!

Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!

by WorldwideJk November 19, 2021

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Administration Unit Number One

The first admin, or the most important.

"Hello Administration Unit Number One! How are you doing today?"
"I'm pretty good, Administration Unit Number Two!"

by LunarLucario August 26, 2017

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we're number one

we're number one was claimed to be the best thing that happened in 2016, for good reason to, people made random shitposts editing and remixing the song "We're Number One" from the old show Lazy-town. generally every time the character Robbie and his clones say the word "one" the video changes in some way. This meme has evolved and taken other forms such as "Let It Grow" and "Bee Movie".

besides most memes happening for no reason, this meme was made cause the actor for the villan Robbie from the show was diagnosed with cancer and needed funding, as a reward, Stephan Stephenson, the actor, brought the people who were in the song back together , and re did the song live.

"we're number one but every "one" increases the bass by 5% each time"

by It is Wednesday my duds April 21, 2017

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