Probably the most undeniably filthy and horrible place to be in Sydney, a little street at the back of Redfern in Eveleigh loaded with housing commission, filled with ice, needles, junkies and lowlife scum in general.
Let’s cut through that back street there!
No that’s Newton street fuck that!
What’s wrong with that?
Nah, haven’t you heard? That’s the place to get rolled, my mate got bashed for his wallet the other day there by a pack of ferals!
No that’s Newton street fuck that!
What’s wrong with that?
Nah, haven’t you heard? That’s the place to get rolled, my mate got bashed for his wallet the other day there by a pack of ferals!
by PigRap1st September 27, 2019
N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.
by Jellubuiscuit July 17, 2013
Person 1 - Ew look at that chav over there!
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.
by Pickleypucks September 16, 2020
A large market town in south Devon inhabited by drunken Londoners and Chavs. The town became a shithole in the 1980s after Dr Beeching closed down the town’s railway works. Every street is full of Charity shops, Turkish barbers and takeaways. Large communist and Fascists movement has blighted the school’s.
by Baconflavouredcrisps December 25, 2018
A mediocre guy either in looks, personality, or both. And although he is average in every way, he thinks he is basically Ryan Reynolds.
While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie.
While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female.
Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck
Dwight from the office.
Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame
Farquad from Shrek
Prince Charming from Shrek 2
Hans from Frozen
J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham)
While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie.
While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female.
Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck
Dwight from the office.
Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame
Farquad from Shrek
Prince Charming from Shrek 2
Hans from Frozen
J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham)
Yeah, we talked a bit. But, he was a bit of a fig Newton so I’m not interested.
Oh, nah! He a fig newton.
He got that fig newton haircut.
He talks like a fig newton.
He was the figgiest of newtons.
Oh, nah! He a fig newton.
He got that fig newton haircut.
He talks like a fig newton.
He was the figgiest of newtons.
by notafignewton March 27, 2022
When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.
by Gordonopus September 05, 2010
The act of inserting a fig newton cookie into the anus of a sex partner prior to anal intercourse in the back seat of a car. If the cookie survives the act intact, it is usually referred to as a ford newton with cream.
by El Fuego Verga February 19, 2010