I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

Kees de wit

Kees de Wit is the type of guy who can’t stop talking about the same objects. Especially talking about himself in a extremely boring way. Most Kees de Wits are also trying to be alpha male but 100% of the time that is an extreme failure. And last but not least all Kees de Wits are getting overpaid.

He talked so boring, he really pulled a Kees de Wit

by Hesselini November 22, 2021

Kee

A cat, kitty, feline or kitty cat.

Plural: kees

What a cute little Kee!!!

by Rouymynoduesp November 5, 2017

kees has rolls

A white male that has dirty blond hair, is known to have very large cinnamon rolls in his shirt.Hes also fat

“Damn kees where did you get dem rolls thicc boi” kees has rolls

by Juniorp2020 May 27, 2018

Kee Kee

The way I pronounce "Kitty kitty" because my dumb ass is awful at pronouncing simple everyday words.

Me: *Sees my cat and runs over to hug him*
Also me: "Kee kee! I missed you so much my little baby kee kee!"

by LEMONBLEACH August 11, 2019

lanta kee

Lanta Kee, an unique combination of two elements. Water and wind. She is a balanced and happy egg shining in the sun. Sliding over the waves. I bet she can surf. Hang loose and hang tight. Is that possible? No but Lanta kee van rock that!

Look at that magic creature, she sure is Lanta kee

by woopediewoop August 15, 2023

Kee Meh

She is very beautiful and pretty, but she is also a very dumb person who is only smart at school. She has good grades but don’t even know how to get them and she is a bad influence on people especially her friends.

Kee Meh is a very smart but dumb person , she is also very hot.

by JMKM October 30, 2020