hippo tail

When you drop a turd on your girlfriends hair and rubit in;then she whips her hair back and forth

Your sister is amazing at sex; we hippo tailed all night

by Hippo tailer March 09, 2016

hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people

person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.

by Zissler March 20, 2021

Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

by Ice J February 27, 2010

happy hippo

A treat from Kinder that has an outer, hippo-shaped wafer shell filled with two kinds of cream. Comes in hazelnut and cocoa varieties.

Happy hippos are quite possibly the greatest thing in the history of eveything ever.

by dancinpete January 13, 2007

baby hippos

an exclamation used in times of frustration in place of a more offensive expletive

"Fudge! Babies! Baby hippos!" - Adam Savage, in an episode of MythBusters, frustrated about a broken machine-crossbow.

by space_language November 05, 2010

Hippo-fucker

An insult used by those who believe "hypocrite" (HIPPO-cryte) to be insufficient in fully portraying the vile hypocrisy of a particular being.

The phrase "go fuck some hippos" may also be used to achieve a similar effect.

A: Dude, you should only love one girl in your life, that's what true love is.
B: ...go fuck some hippos.

A: I heard Chrissy got busted on the gov test for cheating with Franzie!
B: Wow, what a hippo-fucker.

by Rawrmyun December 07, 2010

nice hippo

A person who dislikes all people around them, and does not filter their hatred. Only dogs are accepted by a nice hippo.

Example: wow Hannah Breckenridge is a real Nice Hippo

by MEHEY April 03, 2014