A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.
This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!
by pooter diddler July 18, 2017
The act of fingering ones butthole with a thumb then proceeding to spread the soiled thumb across their forehead in the manner that Rafiki once did across Simba's youthful brow. Another acceptable name is the "Poo-nibrow", for the way it connects the eyebrows if done correctly.
"That girl just passed out, we should totally give him a Greasy Zabenya! She loves the Lion King, she'll be okay with it!"
by The Dilly Master February 11, 2016
by Ken215 June 26, 2006
When receiving oral pleasure from a woman, pull out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Then wipe your hand in her hair.
by Roostafy April 22, 2003
when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples
by peopelpoop November 19, 2011
Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.
by Manix0013 June 06, 2013
by TWSjr May 18, 2009