The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
by Demko1104 January 02, 2011
A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
by dorothy parker February 05, 2014
by Troy Sanders September 09, 2009
by Jamick December 17, 2010
A mysterious singer/songwriter that is not able to be identified by looking up songs or singers. A flamboyant male, destined for future fame. Anyone looking for a song by Dexter Clubfoot would be unable to find him.
by belizeparty October 18, 2011
A show about a guy who works in homicide and Is also a killer. But it's okay cause he kills murderers. anyone who watches this show should have their mental health checked
by irljkdfoiekrfnsmd October 28, 2015
The sexiest dude alive even though he's now 39. He is the lead singer and the rhythm guitar in the offspring. In the older days he was part of a band called Manic Subsidal. He owns Nitro Records and hes just pretty fucking cool!..i have a page dedicated to him on my website
by ArseBiscuits July 25, 2006