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The clavicle compliment

Yes always a good one to have up your sleeve. If you want to insult a womans tits to her face without her knowing, tell her she has a nice clavicle

They have to be really shit tits though or it doesn't work
Use the clavicle compliment when you really mean "those are some awful fucking empty tits"
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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The Lord Complexity

A group of people that will beat the shit out of you if you don't remember them
LISTEN UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! THIS IS THE LORD COMPLEXITY, REMEMBER US! AND IF YOU DON'T, WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
by Cristo Piss November 1, 2017
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The Trash Compactor

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.
"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."
by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019
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The Aarsheim Complex

First identified by Sigmund Freud in 1970, the Aarsheim Complex has effected and affected many women and a few men. The Aarsheim Complex is a standard withdrawl symptom resulting from an exposure, even briefly, to a hot guy. First signs of subjection can be spotted just hours after separation from him.
Symptoms can include longing, crying, daydreaming of past and future exposures, wishfully thought sightings, and of course thinking of him while touching yourself.
Wow, she is really suffering from the Aarsheim complex.
by Victim of Love 4855 June 21, 2019
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The Goldilox Complex

The act in which a person is caught within a continuum involving constant and short periods of sleep in multiple locations.
Brah 1: Yo brah 2! I'm totally in The Goldilox Complex mood today.

Brah 2: What!? You crazy brah 1. I guess I'll totally catch up with you later, thereafter, you are done napping around.
by Kent Afford June 1, 2011
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The Bryanna Complex

When a guy likes a girl, but the girl will never give him the time of day and he knows that he is not good enough for her.
Man, I really like that girl, but she hit me with the Bryanna Complex.
by BBredhead October 3, 2012
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