Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

by Phlegm13 November 17, 2021

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

by Gloryboy4life August 06, 2022

Buzzer Beater

Smashing right before one party turns 18
(Also known as Shot Clock Cheese)

I turn 18 next week, I gotta hit a buzzer beater on Ashley soon

by Dr_Pig April 12, 2018

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

butthole buzzer

someone that hits a vape through their butthole.

person one: hey can i hit ur vape?
person two: sure man
person three: WOAH STOP DONT!! hes a butthole buzzer!
person one: Aw wth dude that’s disgusting.
person two: sorry man it just tastes better:(

by CHEETOFUSTCRUST July 15, 2023