baked like a cake on the 4th of july

blitzed, stoned, high, usually in a superlative sense.

"one fatty from the diamond geezer and you'll be backed like a cake on the 4th of july"

by protocoldroid June 18, 2004

bake your mom in the oven

The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.

If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.

by quox June 20, 2006

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024